The Headlines

– In Svalbard, Norway, it is forbidden to die.

– In Lynwood, Illinois, it is forbidden to wear saggy pants.

Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane for mayor

– Time magazine publishes the definitive Obama puff piece.

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2 comments on “The Headlines

  1. Tim M. says:

    These sort of things redeem the news… [if you can laugh]

  2. Tim M. says:

    Also: “‘Allah meat’ astounds Nigerians!”
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm

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