– The Catholic Church in the US is producing a coloring book for kids. It warns them about the dangers of pedophilia. It is called Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic”.
– Other amusing headlines today:
1. “Pleasant Naked Shoppers Catch Convenience Clerk by Surprise”
2. “‘My Son’s Freaking out!’: Cops Shoot Drugged-out Teen after Taser Fails”
3. “Man Charged After Machete-Gun Rampage”
– Q: What was the lowest-rated Jerry Springer Show episode ever?
A: “I Have a Philosophical Secret!”
Now you know.